1. the pharmacy packs your meds in grocery bags cause theres so much
2. you carry around a list of meds, allergies and health problems and can recite it
3. your vital signs routinely freak people out
4. salt is a food group
5. you wonder when you will start glowing in the dark from xrays and ct scans
6. pills are your appetizers
7. you know wich veins are good for IVs and blood draws
8. you have more medicine at home than a small pharmacy
9. you can swallow 10 pills at once
10.your medical equipment is worth more than the family car
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